Saturday Night Live - “Little Sleuths”
Sam: First thing we need to do is find out what a prostitute is.
Bookie Newton: That’s where our Latin comes in handy.
Sam: Let’s break it down.. “Pro” means..
Bookie Newton: Professional!
Sam: Mm-hmm! And “stitute” sounds like.. “substitute”.
Bookie Newton: A professional substitute!
Together: Hmm… who would want to kill a professional substitute teacher??
Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers play a couple of kid detectives in this sketch, one of the first they did together on the show. It never fails to make me laugh.