“‘How do you juggle it all?,’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?,’ their eyes say. My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.” - Tina Fey

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