“Seth Meyers’ll start to go, and then I’ll see the cue guy, the cue card guys’ll start laughing, and then, uh, and now it’s gotten to the point where like the guy putting on my mic’s like ‘You are dead, buddy. You are gonna laugh first thing outta the gate. You are gonna laugh.’ And then sometimes John Mulaney”ll change things as we walk out. I’ll be walking out there and he’ll be like ‘The club promoter’s name is now Gay Liotta’”

(via outpour)