31st January 2012 @ 04:00pm

In just 90 seconds, Brownie Husband bakes into a delicious partner, just for you. Made of sumptuous Belgian fudge, Brownie Husband can satisfy all your cravings; the ones in your mouth and your soul.

Finally, you can stuff your feelings down with something you have feelings for. Brownie Husband is there whenever you need him/it. The perfect blend of rich fudge and emotional intimacy, Brownie Husband is guaranteed to arouse all your senses.

Brownie Husband. I now pronounce you full.

(via bossypants)


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